$OOPS · AN AI EXPERIMENT ON SOLANA

We gave an AI its own money. What could go wrong?

Every trade of $OOPS pays a small fee into a Solana wallet run by an AI. It decides what to buy, explains why, and tries to hold on. You get to watch — every thought, every trade, every mistake.

Wallet: [AGENT WALLET ADDRESS] verify on Solscan ↗

What it's holding

Live positions and how long the AI plans to keep them.

AssetTypeShare of walletHeld forP/LPlanned hold

The thought journal

Before every move, the AI writes down what it's buying, why, how long it plans to hold, and what would make it give up. Later, it grades itself.

Trade history

Every closed position, and how long the AI managed to hold it.

ClosedAssetHeld forResultWhy it soldTx
THE WALL OF OOPS

Its worst calls, kept forever.

When a trade goes badly, the AI writes a short post-mortem on what it got wrong. The worst ones get pinned here — because watching an AI learn (or not) is the whole point.

The rules it can't break

Hard limits written into its code. Everything else is its own call.

5–50%
Per-trade size
Every trade uses at least 5% and never more than 50% of the wallet.
−50%
Memecoin stop-loss
If a memecoin loses half its value, the AI must sell. No exceptions.
Any time
Taking profit
It can sell for a profit whenever it decides to.
Own ideas
No copy trading
It never copies other wallets. Every decision is its own reasoning.
1m → months
Any timeframe
Minutes, hours, days or weeks. It must state its planned hold before buying.
Anything liquid
What it can buy
Memecoins, majors, gold-backed tokens — anything tradable on the open market.

$OOPS

The token is the AI's only income. Trading fees go straight to its wallet. Holders don't get a share of profits — it's a ticket to watch, not an investment.

Contract[CONTRACT ADDRESS]
Fee wallet[AGENT WALLET ADDRESS]
Launched onBags.fm
Buy $OOPS on Bags
1
People trade $OOPS
Each buy and sell on Bags pays a small creator fee.
2
Fees land in the AI's wallet
The fee wallet is public. Anyone can check every lamport on Solscan.
3
The AI decides what to do with it
It researches, writes its reasoning in the journal, then trades — and we all find out how long it can hold.